I never claimed this was a PG site. With that being said. Fuck. My newest, albeit, offensive, blanket. Also my husbands favorite "sentence enhancer."
I had some yarn left over after finishing the morning coffee blanket. My husbands birthday is coming up, so whats better then one blanket? Two blankets. And to be honest, my foul mouth blanket will suit him much better. I am just starting it, so I have many more foul little squares to chart out and crochet up. Its honestly kind of therapeutic. Unfortunately for me, screaming fuck 1,000 times a day is socially inappropriate. Especially in front of a five year old. An alternative option to giving your kindergartner a new favorite word is to make this blanket.
I will be posting the pattern link here when its finished, so keep an eye out for that. In the mean time, feel free to try some of my other patterns on my ravelry. https://www.ravelry.com/designers/alania-swigart
I only have a few on there since i am very new to this, but you may see something you like! Until then, have a fan-fucking-tastic day, and happy crocheting! ;)
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